fakehighschoolboyfriend:

a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:

“i never knew you wanted to join the military”

“why are you getting married”

“that’s an awful tattoo”

“what am i doing for the rest of my life”

“how will i afford deodorant in college”

“why can’t i graduate already”

“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”

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First look at Jennifer as Mystique in New ‘X-Men’ (x)

First look at Jennifer as Mystique in New ‘X-Men’ (x)

(Source: stay-together-always)

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pixelgarden:

fruity-future:

frozen bananas, frozen raspberries, dates and lilac blossoms (yes, they’re edible!)

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edm-life-or-die:

Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock

edm-life-or-die:

Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock

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galaxys4:

hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are

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Life is like Candyland, there are many paths to take, sometimes you run into Lord Licorice but the end will always be Candy Castle.

(Source: deathhbeds)

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thefrogman:

I am a team player. 

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